14. We’re not always thinking of sex.
“We’re not always thinking of sex. In fact, sometimes we’re not in the mood for it.”
15. Not replying to messages/texts hurts us, too.
“Not replying to messages/texts hurts us, too; fair enough if you haven’t looked at it or have been busy, looking at it and deciding not to reply sucks. Also we don’t get subtle hints too well.”
16. Sometimes we like to be the little spoon.
“Sometimes we like to be the little spoon.”
17. We can’t read your mind.
“We’re not dumb. We’re reasonable and not mind-readers.”
18. Sometimes we’re really thinking of nothing.
“When you ask us what we’re thinking about and we say nothing, we mean it. Sometimes there really is nothing going on in our heads.”