Dates From HELL: 25 Women Share Their Cringeworthy Tales

6. The most hilarious part was when he pulled out his Trojan Magnum out of his sex kit. Honey, it’s not that big!

“I met this guy for a date at the coffee house. First time I saw him my gosh he looked way different than his picture (it was his real pic though). He just had a different haircut and wore his glasses.

I don’t know why I ended up taking him back to my apt. Horny? I guess so. The sex was horrible!! But the most hilarious part was when he pulled out his Trojan Magnum out of his sex kit. Honey, it’s not that big! He couldn’t operate that thing anyway. It was borderline painful.

Soon enough I escorted him to the door and said goodbye. He emailed me saying the sex was amazing and we should do this again. Not only the sex was horrible and he thought otherwise, but also I was downgraded from a date to a booty call.”

—Perry


7. The guy asked me back for 20 cents that I owed him for lunch.

“The guy asked me back for 20 cents that I owed him for lunch.”

—Mango


8. He TOOK OUT HIS DENTURES while we were eating.

“So I met this guy on Skout dating app. He rides a bike (those scooter kind) and he asked me out for supper. So I was like okay let’s go. And he really came to meet me. But I refused to sit on his bike cus he brought a REAL OLD HELMET. So we walked to the prata shop. He didn’t want to eat, so I ordered roti john. When the roti john arrived and I started eating, he stopped me and asked if he can have a piece. Initally I was like, ‘Wot, okay.’ So he took my knife and fork and cut for himself to eat. I was quite grossed out already. But never mind. He then proceeded to complain about his life and THEN HE TOOK OUT HIS DENTURES and said that he has missing teeth cus of his army experience. Then proceeded to take my knife and fork and cut another piece for himself. I WAS LIKE WHAT THE F***. I WAS SO HORRIFIED and disgusted, I lost my appetite immediately and said I was full and I wanted to walk home. I also deleted the Skout app ’cuz I can’t take that sh*t no more.”

—Clara


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