3. His angry wife showed up with him.
“I reluctantly agreed to go on a date with a man who was separated, and who said his divorce was going to be finalized soon. He said he and his soon-to-be ex were on good terms for the children’s sake. Lies! While we were leaving dinner a car drove up, and out popped a woman who seemed ready to punch me down. He started to tremble, as she was bigger than he was. She came charging towards us, and I didn’t wait to hear the end of it, I just hightailed it out of there. He called me days later to offer an explanation, but I just hung up on him. Any woman with that kind of anger obviously has unresolved marital issues.”
4. He told me he had a really small penis right before we had sex.
“My worst experience on a date was, when the end of the night came and I asked my guy if he wanted to come in for awhile and he agreed. We started to make out and when things got all hot and heavy, and we were about to have sex he pops out with, “I am half Filipino, so I am really small! I hope this does not matter and I hope you can feel at least something!” That was a complete turn off and I told him this, and that I no longer was in the mood to have sex. And that all of a sudden I felt really tired and that he should leave. I felt bad about it, but God that is not something you tell someone when you are about to have sex!!!!!”
5. He told me that everyone hated him and that ever girl he ever dated was a bitch.
“Rejection Guy told me within the first 20 minutes of meeting him that he had been fired from almost every job he’d ever had because his bosses hated him, his roommate hates him, and every girl he’d ever dated was a witch with a “B.” Yes, he actually used that term. Over dinner. With a girl. On a first date. Obviously I wasn’t exactly seeing rainbows and shooting stars. More like landfills and litter boxes. It was AWFUL. (Not to mention he ate only the centers out of the bread slices the waiter brought us to share, leaving the rinds, which was just plain weird. And left a trail of crumbs across the table long and thick enough to entice every ant in the middle Tennessee area.)”