33. Matt: Hits on girls who are way out of his league.
34. Paul: Has a 401k straight out of college. Has a Bible verse tattooed somewhere.
35. Blake: Will literally do anything to make people laugh at parties. Once licked a banana slug on a dare.
36. Dillon: Thinks he’s a lot hotter than he actually is. Never successfully uses “there/their/they’re” correctly.
37. Dylan: Parents are stoners.
38. Dave: A “you don’t seeing it coming” fuck boy.
39. Daniel: Somehow always playing an acoustic guitar.
40. Dan: Hot. Can cook.
41. Sam: Constantly telling people that he’s a really good guy. He’s pretty mediocre.
42. Stewart: Wears a lot of sweater vests.