23. Cameron: Puts “Feminist” in his dating app profiles so he can get laid.
24. Josh: You probably met him at a music festival. He will use any opportunity given to take his shirt off. He owns and wears colored, plastic wayfarers.
25. Jeremy: Only owns sleeveless shirts.
26. Aaron: Uses Magnum condoms, doesn’t have to.
27. Chaz: Always trying to bring “Chaz” back.
28. Austin: Works at Equinox, didn’t actually *officially* graduate from USC (one unit short). Every profile picture he has on Facebook is with girls.
29. Jared: Loves vodka Red Bulls a little too much.
30. Michael: Peaked in high school, officially the worst now.
31. Mike: Will shame you for getting too drunk.
32. Matthew: Always threatens to “write about you” in his future book.