13. Kurt: You’re friends with him because he has a car and never seems to be doing anything so he always will give you a ride.
14. Connor: Perpetually heartbroken.
15. Jack: Republican.
16. John: Got straight-As in high school and then started drinking in college. Hasn’t stopped drinking since.
17. Ian: Plays World of Warcraft and drinks Monster energy drinks. Still.
18. Spencer: Went surfing once, puts the surfer guy emoji next to his name when he puts his name into your phone.
19. Martin: Is uncomfortable not wearing some kind of argyle print somewhere on his person.
20. Adam: He’s that guy who comments in public Facebook event pages why he can’t attend. Adam, nobody in “The Chainsmoker’s: Metro Nashville Area” cares that you’re bummed you can’t go because you’ll be visiting family in Seattle that weekend.
21. Rob: …
22. Cam: Always texts you about wanting to drop acid on a weekday.