73. Trevor: Constantly posts boring pics of his dog-babies, aptly named “Precious” and “Pookie.”
74. Brady: Instawhore. 75,000 followers and counting.
75. Brenden: Two words: daddy issues.
76. Kevin: Seems like the whole package. Makes you doubt yourself for being so cynical and distrusting. Fuck you, Kevin.
77. Ethan: Your richest (and laziest) friend. Thank god for family money.
78. Tucker: ‘Sup? You up? You out? Looking? Not interested if you practice safe sex.
79. Nick: Catfisher.
80. Chris: Functional addict. But barely.
81. Peter: Tell us more about white gay male privilege.
82. Patrick: Hates, no, absolutely DESPISES online posts featuring lists, especially ones that reduce gay men to absurd stereotypes.