43. Alex: Don’t ask him about Bernie.
44. Alexander: Don’t ask him about Hillary.
45. Alec: Slightly annoying but his perpetual VPL never fails to tantalize.
46. Beau: Has a thick southern accent even though he went to Bowdoin and Harvard Law School.
47. Zachary: Always looking for an extra ticket to the Pier Dance.
48. Ben: You can’t say anything bad about him, but at the same time…You can’t really find anything great to say about him either?
49. Derek: Your drug dealer friend.
50. Tom: Masc for masc only.
51. Jim: On every single gay sports team. Always rocking a bandage or cast as a result.
52. James: Creepily savors his s’s whenever he sssspeakssss.