23. Cameron: Picky eater, but drinks like a fish. Goes MIA the day after a big party or a crazy night out.
24. Josh: Quiet and reserved so, naturally, is carnival freak crazy kinky in the sack.
25. Jeremy: Shames you for not knowing enough about gay pop culture.
26. Aaron: Shames you for not knowing enough about gay culture of yore. Liza who?
27. Chaz: Claims he doesn’t know what “cis” means, but secretly knows what every letter of the gay alphabet stands for.
28. Austin: A veritable RAT (rapidly aging twink).
29. Jared: Still not out to his family, never will be.
30. Michael: Made a big statement by going from Mike to Michael when he came out. Incidentally, so did every other Mike.
31. Mike: Well done, Mike. You stayed you.
32. Matthew: Dates men who look EXACTLY like him.