82 Generic Gay Guy Names And What It Says About His Personality

13. Kurt: Knows where the best online porn is.

14. Connor: Size queen.

15. Jack: Republican.

16. John: Married to his career, but somehow manages to attend EVERY circuit event across the globe.

17. Ian: A sociopathic chicken hawk (aka a “cougay”).

18. Spencer: Pseudo-intellectual; always has to be right (i.e, bossy bottom).

19. Martin: Doesn’t know his place in the world, blames the ruinous gay culture on everything.

20. Adam: We get it, you’re gay AND Jewish.

21. Rob: …

22. Cam: Always pings you the second you log on to Scruff. “Hey bro, haven’t seen you on here in forever.”


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