13. Kurt: Knows where the best online porn is.
14. Connor: Size queen.
15. Jack: Republican.
16. John: Married to his career, but somehow manages to attend EVERY circuit event across the globe.
17. Ian: A sociopathic chicken hawk (aka a “cougay”).
18. Spencer: Pseudo-intellectual; always has to be right (i.e, bossy bottom).
19. Martin: Doesn’t know his place in the world, blames the ruinous gay culture on everything.
20. Adam: We get it, you’re gay AND Jewish.
21. Rob: …
22. Cam: Always pings you the second you log on to Scruff. “Hey bro, haven’t seen you on here in forever.”