She had so many vaginal piercings that going down on her was like running my tongue over a fishing-tackle box.
I stopped dating a guy because he was a ginger.
He posted a picture on Instagram at 7am of his freshly made cough syrup over ice drink on the plane…
I broke up with a dude for going to a not-great college even though I was at a community college at the time.
I never called a girl back after our first date, who I know wanted to see me again (and who I told I would call back). We hit it off really well, had a great night, there were some initial sparks flying. But she was like four inches taller than me so I just sort of let it go.