This one guy actually chased me down the street to ask me out and I said yes because he was French (so lame), but then he said he was coming over to cook me dinner and all he brought was ready-made chicken from Trader Joe’s that you just have to bake and I was like, we’re done here.
I couldn’t stand her laugh. She was really cool and overall we were great, but her laugh was too much to overcome. Kinda regret it now, she’s doing pretty well.
This guy was like really weakly endowed and, like, insisted that I… pretended it wasn’t. IT WAS SO AWKWARD.
Stopped talking to a girl because she started gaining weight.
I stopped replying to his texts because he would begin with “hi.”
She had a tendency to defecate upon orgasm. More than once. True and horrifying story.