We met when I was blacked out (this was many years ago) and he kept saying how I was not as fun as I was the night we met which really creeped me out.
She played terrible new age music while bathing me.
I hated his shoes. They were all square toed or off brand sneakers and he’d wear them with jeans.
She had a giant tattoo on her cooch that said “I AM JOYFUL.”
I didn’t like his cologne.