His penis was incredibly small. But also, he was just an unattractive person who then, 1 month after dating me, married someone that looked eerily like me. So, I think it was a good idea all around.
This was more of a last straw in a bad relationship, but it was pretty superficial. We were going to see a movie and as we were walking in, I said “Oh I actually have a gift card we can use for this.” She said “a gift card to where?” I looked at her somewhat confused and said “uh, to the theater we’re walking into.” She flipped out and yelled at me saying I was rude and how would she know what gift card I was talking about. I said “yeah that’s true. As we were walking into a theater I would probably find that to be the perfect time to inform you that I have a gift card to Pier One. Just throwing that random information out there.”
Once a guy I met at a club took out a business card and handed it to me to pick me up and it said his name, then “Sophomore, George Washington University”
I showed her Chappelle’s Show and she was like “What? This isn’t funny” and not laughing at any of the sketches at all.