Her vagina made sounds. Not occasionally—constantly. Like the horn section of a marching band.
He kissed his dad goodnight on the lips. (Honestly I didn’t break up with him bc of this. It was awhile ago. But if it happened now I would have.)
The last guy I slept with was overweight for his height (I know how to pick ’em). The very last time we had sex, he was about to orgasm and just started screaming in pain “MY HEAD! OW! OMG” while still in me. He had this like super sudden migraine. I secretly rolled over and googled the situation and it was like “if you’re overweight and have high blood pressure…”
Ass liposuction that resulted in an ass as flat as a pancake with two areas that felt “empty” as if that’s where the “suction” had occurred. She was otherwise completely trim and thin. Very likely, the ass she’d had removed was spectacular.