I never called a guy back when he told me he had shown his mom a picture of me after date 3.
When I was 12, my basketball team had an end of the season dance. My coach’s daughter apparently had a crush on me and he called to ask if I’d go with her. Assuming she’d be cute I agreed. The dance was at the neighborhood center at the end of my street. I went to the dance, saw she was the opposite of cute and escaped just minutes into the dance. I never spoke to her.
I met a girl online who told me she had “hips.” She didn’t tell me she had 20 of them.
The girl I slept with once offered to start paying me for sex.