Have a friend who broke up with a girl because she had a tote bag with what he thought was an inane slogan on it.
I stopped dating a guy cos he lived in Bed-Stuy and I lived in Hell’s Kitchen and it felt like a long-distance relationship.
I dated a guy who cried. Like, he cried really easily, at not-that-serious things. And so I broke up with him after a few months.
There have been so many times I’ve almost deleted my current boyfriend’s number from my phone because he is a Chris Brown fan.
She was a half Asian half Puerto Rican, but on the first date, she told me about her nephews and how cute they are. She was like, “Look at them, they are so cute,” and I freaked out… I thought like she wanted my babies. So while she was in the bathroom, I left.