I didn’t call a girl back after a first date because she had a snot bubble hanging out of her nose through the entire date. She even went to the bathroom so she either saw it and ignored it, or another one manifested. Either way, she had to go.
He had a micropenis. And people think I’m being funny when I say that, like oh it was sooo small. No. It was a micro. penis. It’s a condition and he had it. It was as big as my thumb, I shit you not.
She wasn’t understanding how to control video games AT ALL after multiple times trying to teach her. Like, very basic controls and she was remarkably stumped by them.
This guy I was dating for a little while took me out on a date for our ~6th date that was legitimately what you do when you propose to someone. Like he set up a scavenger hunt in the woods behind his house that led to a setup of pillows, wine, grapes, a laptop playing a classic movie, lanterns, and candles.