28 Increasingly Horrible Buzzfeed Quizzes

Which Cigarette Additive Are You?
How Long Can This Misery Possibly Last?
Which Disney Princess Has Your Father Become Post-Vasectomy?
Which Member of the 1896 Cleveland Spiders Are You?
Which of Your Sins Can’t Jesus Forgive?
Where in Sacramento Should You Live?
Can You Tell the Difference between These Pictures of Mammals Giving Birth and Danny DeVito Squinting?
What Toni Braxton Song Should You Name Your Child After?
Which Supreme Court Justice Should You Hook Up With?
Are You a Real Grand Funk Railroad Fan?
Which Sex Position Were You Conceived With?
What’s Inside of an Eggroll, Anyway?
Which Member of Cannibal Corpse is Your Soul Mate?
Which Obscure Biblical Passage Will Become the Cornerstone of Your Impending Insanity?
Can You Guess Whether These Possums Are Really Dead or Just Pretending?
Which Expendables Cast Member is Your Spirit Animal?
Where Should You Hold Your Mother’s Intervention?
Which Brutal Dictator is Your Bestie?
Which Kid Rock Song Tells Your Future?
Which Self-Destructive Shia LaBeouf Tweet Are You?
Isn’t There Something More Productive You Could be Doing Right Now?
How Many People Would Even Notice if You Died?
Which Symptom of Postpartum Depression Are You?
Which Death Penalty Method is Your Boyfriend?
What Does Your Favorite Apostle Say About Your Sex Life?
Seriously, What the Fuck’s Your Problem?
Are These Close-up Photos of Barbara Walters’ Throat Bothering You?
By the Way, What’s Your Social Security Number?