21 People Reveal Their Weirdest Family Traditions

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1. “Fuck pillows—my brother and I used to bury our teeth for the tooth fairy.”

— Noah, 22


2. “When we travel outside of the States, all of our names change. My dad, Luis, goes by Luciano, AKA Piccolo Pablo. I’m Goldfarb. Mom’s Lazlo. Older brother’s Oh Long Johnson.”

— Dee, 20


3. “Saluting each other when we sit down for a meal…no idea who started that.”

— Sloane, 23


4. “Favoring my older brother in every situation possible.”

— Georgia, 21


5. “Pretending to enjoy overcooked turkey on Thanksgiving. And ham on Christmas.”

— Dean, 23


6. “When we were little, the last kid to finish their veggies had to write a haiku dedicated to the poor veggies they neglected. My parents figured if we weren’t healthy, at least we’d be literary.”

— Isla, 22


7. “We host an extremely competitive paddleball tournament every Thanksgiving for our extended family. Someone always cries.”

— Felix, 18


8. “Eating dinner at 11 fucking p.m. every Christmas Eve because no one in my family has their shit together.”

— Mae, 22


9. “We used to do coordinated family Halloween costumes. One year, we dressed up as different parts of the eye. I was a pupil. My mom was an iris. Little sister was eyelashes. Dad was a cornea. It was weird.”

— Julienne, 19


10. “Everyone in our family has their own jingle. A theme song, if you will. Especially our dogs.”

— Maddox, 20


11. “We enforce a strict No Cold Drinks After 6 p.m. rule. Bad for digestion. Grandma science.”

— Sage, 24


12. “We eat Thanksgiving dinner at 2:30 p.m. No one knows why. No one questions it.”

— Stella, 23


13. “My family rescues black cats and kittens in October (they get dumped a lot around Halloween). Our house is full of black cats.”

— Luca, 19


14. “We always left celery and ginger ale out for Santa’s reindeer.”

— Wren, 25


15. “To get hyped up for pony camp, my sisters and I coordinated a dope stairwell dance routine to ‘When I Grow Up’ by the Pussycat Dolls. Did it every morning for a few summers. Think Nicole Scherzinger meets children’s opera. Very hip.”

— Taluna, 21


16. “Yelling ‘SCORE!’ whenever we see a yellow car on the highway. And ‘RACCOON SCORE’ whenever we see a dead raccoon…”

— Stevie, 20


17. “Telling ghost stories on Christmas before we open our presents. Whoever tells the scariest story gets to open the first present, of course.”

— Simone, 22


18. “My parents are English professors and, naturally, used to be obsessed with our family ‘Like’ Jar (a quarter for every extraneous like). Whenever we got to $10 dollars in the jar, the last ‘liker’ had to match it with another 10. Kinda fucked, right?”

— Jax, 20


19. “Our dentist parents stuff our Christmas stockings with ‘fun’ dental hygiene products.”

— Edie, 19


20. “Our parents used to give us ‘sister presents’ on each of our birthdays so we wouldn’t get jealous. We blame our adult brathood on them.”

— Lulu, 22


21. “My siblings and I watched ‘Silence of the Lambs’ way too young because my mom was a film major in college and thought it was ‘good for us.’ It became an annual, extremely traumatizing tradition.”

— Cruz, 19 TC mark

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  • http://voluptuouscara.wordpress.com Cara

    Weird family traditions. Ummmmmm, when my grandfather was alive, Sunday dinner was served at 1 pm sharp, because he was Italian born & apparently unaware that we were in Brooklyn and/or that it was the ’80s (and then the ’90s) and no one eats dinner at 1 pm.

    We lay out our dead IN THE HOUSE. Yup, do not adjust your TV set, you heard that right. My grandmother when I was nine, laid out in our living room. My grandfather when I was 22, laid out in our living room. I don’t know why my mother insisted we lay her parents out in the house rather than at a funeral home like normal people, but that’s what we did.

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