27 Epic Screenshots Of ‘Boys’ Failing To Flirt With Women Via Txt Msg

Screenshots brought to you, once again, by my perfectly batshit, boss best friends.

1. When he tries to bribe you with weed…

ben 1

2. …But u already high:

ben 2

3. When his wit rivals his sex appeal:

madding

4. When u lose that tracking device he planted in u:

chase

5. When he’s shit out of options…so he resorts to texting you Drake lyrics )’:

pat

6. When he’s spontaneous AF!

vegas

7. When somebody seriously needs to get this bitch a Dasani (thiiir. stay.):

mike 1

…Please. Anybody. The Dasani.

fran

8. When he’s just tryna sext midday, and you’re just tryna change the subject:

stoph

9. When seasons change, but his love stays the same <3:

drake

10. When you meet him on Grindr, smh:

tinder

11. …When you meet him on CZECH Grindr, smFh:

zach 1

12. When he “forgets” his shoes at your place…???

shoe

13. When he literally just wants to keep you in the loop:

ayo

14. When he’s literally so obsessed with u rn:

lucas 2

15. When he’s a wee bit slow:

nicka

16. When he wants to take you to fuckin’ dinner cuz you’re a lady and he’s a gent:

nick 1

…Like, seriously. This guy’s a knight in shining fucking armor:

nick 2

…SERIOUSLY. You’ve got a a red-blooded, strapping mafuckin’ PRINCE CHARMING on ur hands (Seriously. Ur friends can even tag along, u lucky slut!):

nick 3

17. When HE’s over YOU, and he won’t let you forget it:

peter 1

…Because he’s actually crazy rn:

peter 2

Like…actually.

peter 3

18. When he was “playing shot or text last night…” (yaaa OK):

howie

19. When he’s just got “some stuff” to say, poor thing:

liam 1

20. When he misses u (criiinge):

gavin 2

21. …When he has a girlfriend…

jake

22. When he’s faaar too nice to fuck with a girl like you:

gavin 1

23. When he just wants to hang…..NO PRESSURE:

aditya

24. When he’s harboring some late night regret:

dylan

25. When he’s a little confundido:

lucas 1

26. When he’s hopelessly ambitious:

liam 2

27. And, finally, when he just wants some GD nudes:

nudes 2

Pleeease?:

nudes 1

Aaand that’s all he wrote. Night-night, Thirstiest Boys Of 2015. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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