A few movies that won’t leave him in agony for 90 minutes.
Don’t blame her behavior on her period.
“There’s no sexy way to help a girl take her pants off.”
Getting over someone is one of life’s great challenges. No matter how many times you do it, it’s going to suck — even if they were horrible to you.
Back when I was 19 or so and had just gotten off of work, a couple of Australians, a Brit, and a German at my bus stop wanted directions to Hooters, which I gave them.
Some people say fear is learned but that’s bullshit. You’re born with it. It’s in your blood, it’s thick in mine.
Since you were a child (or a younger one), everyone’s been telling you the many benefits of volunteering for any number of organizations.
The Kanye you don’t hear about is, of course, the Kanye you don’t see.
A few things came together that made it so that when I returned to LA from New York on the 3rd of December, I didn’t have a place to stay.
“Anything but work, anything but work..” is the unconscious mantra that people seem to adopt when they have things they should be doing.