Top 10 Worst Fruits to Get Blowjobs From

3. LIME

Small and acidic, the lime performs oral sex in a “completely unpredictable” and often “insanely reckless” manner, hoping to cause orgasm accidentally. Most limes inexplicably have perfected this method, causing even men previously thought impotent to dependably orgasm. But the experience is so painful—most recipients spend the entire duration of the blowjob (sometimes more than 40 minutes of increasingly frenzied maneuvers) screaming extremely loudly—that it’s illegal unless performed under direct supervision of a doctor, who usually will numb most of the penis first with a few careful injections.

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