Top 10 Worst Fruits to Get Blowjobs From

6. APPLE

Too hard and unslick—due to the wax most apples use on themselves to increase their “shelf life”—to do anything sexual to anyone, apples simply don’t ever do anything at all, unless you view “sitting there” to be “doing” something. From this one can infer that the apple’s method of oral sex is for the recipient to do everything himself—to arouse oneself, to fondle oneself until orgasm, to interpret what’s happened as a result of an apple.

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