Top 10 Worst Fruits to Get Blowjobs From

7. CURRANT

Blowjobs from currants—if they’re noticed at all—are often forgotten after they begin and until one orgasms, somewhat unexpectedly, hours later. This is because the currant, as one of the tiniest fruits, is able to sneak into men’s pants and do it for hours without anyone knowing anything, pulsing ethereally against the penis in a speed-shifting manner that’s incredible to witness. Subsequently, through billions of hours of practice, currants are perhaps the most skilled fruit at blowjobs, of which nature has balanced by making it one of the worst at math.

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