9. Gucci Mane (b. 1980)
Gucci Mane is an American rapper who was arrested November 2, 2010 for “driving on the wrong side of the road, running a red light or stop sign, damage to government property, obstruction, no license, no proof of insurance and other traffic charges,” according to Wikipedia. Imagine him making attention-seekingly loud whale noises as he brusquely “storms” out of an Office Depot after a 15-minute argument with an employee about the extra costs of reformatting his external hard drive.