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I can trace my anxiety back to kindergarten. As a child, I spent an inordinate amount of time puking. I wasn’t sickly or malnourished. I just puked on the regular.

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So if Zoloft works so well and I have been living with anxiety my whole life, why stop? Pretty simple. Sex. Or actually, lack of sex. Well, to be REALLY technical, lack of sex DRIVE.

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9. Construction workers, up yonder.

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Sometimes people tell me it will help my anxiety to “be grateful.”

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Last April, a medical doctor advised me to cut back on my coffee intake and I laughed in his face.

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Where does my intensity go if it’s no longer there during the day?