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Taurus: You can count on them to get you that one thing you REALLY need. They won’t give you the most meaningful gift, but they will get you something you won’t have to re-gift.

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Libras appreciate beauty, but just because someone has six-pack abs or a pretty face doesn’t mean that they automatically want to sleep with that person.

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Honestly, Scorpios would rather have sex than talk about sex. If you try to sext them, then they will probably cut to the chase and invite you over to their place.

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Taurus: They are open to the idea of getting a tattoo. It’s not like they’re against it. But honestly, they would rather get henna.

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It’s rare for a Libra to text first, because they let their insecurities get the best of them. They don’t want to bother you if you don’t want anything to do with them. 

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Scorpios are too hard on themselves. They don’t see the beauty within themselves, which is why they settle for less than they deserve.

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Libras are the responsible friend. The friend who will tell you to drink more water so you’re not hungover in the morning.

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Libra: They aren’t trying to send mixed signals. They just suck at flirting.

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Aquarius: This is the sign that pisses off their friends, because they keep going back to the same person who hurt them over and over again.

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Leo: They so badly want to believe in love — but after all of the people who have hurt them in the past, after all of the times they thought they found their person and were proven wrong, they have their doubts.