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Guys, reality check: sending dick pics doesn’t make a lady want to date you.

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Every woman looking for love endures her share of unwanted male attention.

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You feel like you’ve put in too much time to give up now. Once we start a relationship, stopping feels like we’re losing our investment.

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You hogged the conversation. Monopolizing the evening by talking non-stop about yourself just makes you look self-absorbed.

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I did my best to ignore them and laugh about it instead. “Me? A mom? Bahaha!” Because sometimes that’s all you can do so you don’t flip the closest table and start throwing punches at the sky.

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“If I’m being brutally honest, the hottest women I’ve ever f*cked have been sex workers. I would never be able to f*ck women who are ridiculously hot unless they were prostitutes.”

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So, let’s concede — sarcasm has a valuable place in communication … but only in certain situations.

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I don’t have to tell you know how devastating and downright raw a breakup can be. Whether you saw warning signs or were completely blindsided, breakups suck.