“I decided to audition for a musical in college even though I had ZERO experience in music/plays/theater/anything.”
He literally watched my snapchats AND STILL HASN’T TEXTED ME BACK.
Your TOTAL opposite
Live in the present. Seize the freaking day.
Aries: You Snapchat screenshots of your dirtiest Tinder conversations. Then you feel anxious about them going viral.
This is YOLO like you have always dreamed.
He’ll do something wrong to you and won’t even realize it.
I told myself I’d write about the time we parked your station wagon at the top of the Hollywood Hills by the bird streets and sat and talked during Thanksgiving break. I don’t even remember if we kissed.
No one would ever guess you have social anxiety. People with social anxiety never utter a peep, right? So, your 15-minute story definitely eliminates any possibility for you to be anxious. HAH, you wish! Little do those around you know, the constant chatter and jokes coming from you is far from an indication of confidence. More like the result of not being able to contain the disorganized mess that is your racing thoughts.
Write your own, don’t rush it. Keep on proofreading before you publish it.