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Twisting and tangling her body into pretzel-like shapes on a regular basis makes her significantly more flexible than the average person–which is awesome. For all kinds of reasons.

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Wow it’s hotter than I remember. Is it always this hot? Is this even safe? Maybe I should just peace it… Shoot! The instructor already saw me, its fine, I’m going to be fine.

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Don’t date a yoga girl. She is intense. The usual baseline conversation won’t suffice.

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…The Day I Learned That I Was Human… I leaned against the wall; drink in one hand, cell in the other.

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Why does this commercial for Lean Pockets® brand sandwiches feature a sexy yoga master? Why are we watching a mesmerizing, voracious, shirtless MMA Fighter eating a delicious pretzel sandwich with his gloves on? Are these two definitely about to get it on?

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Let it be known: I will never judge you if your heels don’t reach the floor in Downward Facing Dog.

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Why does this commercial for Lean Pockets® brand sandwiches feature a sexy yoga master? Why are we watching a mesmerizing, voracious, shirtless MMA Fighter eating a delicious pretzel sandwich with his gloves on? Are these two definitely about to get it on?

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Why does this commercial for Lean Pockets® brand sandwiches feature a sexy yoga master? Why are we watching a mesmerizing, voracious, shirtless MMA Fighter eating a delicious pretzel sandwich with his gloves on? Are these two definitely about to get it on?

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This whole thing is in flux and nothing is certain, not even the obvious truth of downward facing dog.