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4. Western men date Asian girls because they can’t get a REAL WOMAN.

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1. Dealing with guys who have “Yellow Fever.”

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I decided to look up some statistics about interracial marriage in typical white-boy math-geek fashion.

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I’ve taken the initiative to write you a list of helpful tips that will hopefully get you on your way to becoming a better, brighter, less racist version of yourself.

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I’m writing because I’ve had enough. Yes, this piece is a response to these specific types of men who hate white women.

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What I’m trying to say is that it’s very difficult to grow up in Malden without being exposed to any kind of Asian culture.

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When I was a kid, I remember frequenting the Chinese market with my mom. I was more familiar with Yan Yan than Kit Kat. Preferred instant noodles to canned soup. Ate more spam and rice than mac and cheese.