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Every year has difficulties. Difficulties are normal. It’s how you live your life each day that determines how you create a lifetime.

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I will love you in September as the crisp breeze sets in and we begin to cuddle a bit more. Letting out hearts warm each other up.

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That’s what you want to achieve — that humorous and effortless first impression. But does it ever work? No.

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If the Oscars had a horror category, here’s who would have won for the last 40 years.

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While it didn’t seem like a lot of horror came out this year, there were some notable films.

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Making money is hard, but saving it once you have it is even harder.

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Maybe like Robert Johnson sang, you’re willing to sacrifice, to trade your soul or some freedoms or some other paths you could go down just to pick a side of the crossroads to trek down. 2013 is the time.

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I will know your body very well by now. It’ll start to look like a worn map with wears and tears (ew) and I’ll know exactly what buttons to push. The next step is getting to know the ins and outs of your mind but we’ll save that for the winter when we’re cold, bored, and feeling fat and unsexy.