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It’s times like these, I wish my special ability was to turn off internet modems from a distance.

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Why scientific progress doesn’t always mean progression for humanity.

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But back in the day, there wasn’t any of this “answer 1,000 nitpicky questions” and “linking to real-life-stuff in my dating profile, thus opening myself up to be Google’d at maximum” business. Online dating was like, get in chat and type “24/f/nyc.”