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“They were on their bellies in 3 ft grass when they saw 20 or 30 German soldiers running across the clearing clearly in a state of panic, then they just froze in mid step. He said they resembled statues and that some weren’t even touching the ground, and that there was no noise whatsoever, even the birds had gone silent.”
It’s been over a decade since Mulder and Scully signed off and in that time, the world has become a dramatically different place, filled with new technologies, corrupt politicians, and inexplicably popular celebrity families. How would Mulder react to these changes? What sort of things might Mulder mistake for an X-File in 2015?
My mother is not a reasonable woman. Neglectfully naive in her worldview, I grew up with the parallel views of “everything will be fine” and “don’t you dare do that.” But as I entered into my teens and then my adulthood, inevitably turning fucking up into an annual event, I started to see the holes in her wacky parental plan. Here are some of them.