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“Benoit’s brain was so severely damaged it resembled the brain of an 85-year-old Alzheimer’s patient.”

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1. Your wardrobe consists mostly of tees, ripped jeans, and sneakers.

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Hogan: “I guess we’re all a little racist.”

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To you, #WCW stands for World Championship Wrestling.

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This drunk country music lover can’t handle gravity and he can’t find his balance.

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I know it’s hard to believe, but we can get through this together.

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3. You see somebody leaning on a rail or banister, and get the sudden urge to clothesline them over it.

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The WWE has never had a black WWE Champion and it’s starting to get ridiculous.

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For almost two and a half decades The Undertaker has been one of professional wrestling’s most popular and unique characters.

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I don’t know if this is a typical night in a Jamaican daggering dance club, but deep down in my heart I want it to be true.