“The police discovered surveillance footage of a suspect dressed in tactical gear [SWAT]. This person was dressed to the nine, from the vest, pants, boots and even a helmet, along with a hammer that was used for Missy’s murder.”
I hate how you’re still the first person I want to text when I get drunk. I hate how I still have your sweatshirt in my closet. I hate how I’ve stopped watching certain shows, good shows, because I would rather watch them with you.
Amazon might want to reconsider what they put on their site…
“I saw an elderly Chinese tourist pull down her grandkid’s pants so he can take a crap on the sidewalk. It was in the entrance of Disneyland in Paris.”
“Lee Harvey Oswald’s murder was on live TV. I imagine that was pretty crazy seeing Kennedy’s assassin assassinated.”
We know Taylor Swift has been a little under wraps lately, but we didn’t realize she was this under wraps.
This couple crossed “having sex on a speeding motorbike” off their bucket lists, and they’ve definitely gotten attention for it.
Twitter user afronomics realized just how much information we keep on our phones when she found a lost iPhone and decided to see if she could find its owner.
His excuse at the end is the best part.
In today’s episode of “WTF Is Happening In This World”: police had a 45-minute standoff with a tiger. Except, well, it ended up it wasn’t even a tiger at all.