“The police discovered surveillance footage of a suspect dressed in tactical gear [SWAT]. This person was dressed to the nine, from the vest, pants, boots and even a helmet, along with a hammer that was used for Missy’s murder.”
Read these before bed. I dare you.
This probably isn’t a good way to pick up chicks.
Nothing is too personal to use in a Twitter fight, amirite??
This is all in response to him just saying that he agrees that there wasn’t a spark, and wants to stay friends.
Can you get through all of these without losing your mind?
This probably won’t end well.
“I hope no one sees it!” He says after posting it on his Facebook wall where literally all his friends will see it.
The internet is a dark place.