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It’s not just about the money. The side with the bigger list of terms wins. Because then you can give up the nickels in exchange for the dimes.

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I’m the luckiest guy alive.

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No. Just no.

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After a year of being fully broken up, my ex-boyfriend and I started talking again, and it’s clear that things have changed.

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Oh no. Ooooh no.

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Good luck trying to get through this entire song.

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Just ignore the blood and keep recording.

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As much as I appreciate someone telling me to keep my chin up when going through a hard time, I’m fairly certain I’d rather them let me punch dance out my rage in their backyard.

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One of the most dreaded words a fan of horror movies can hear is remake. It sends chills down the spines of eager audiences desperately wanting to get their next horror fix. Here are the worst of them.

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The pressure on performance. As a guy, I feel like I’m on stage, and I gotta put on a great show. Otherwise I’ll get booed off, or I’ll leave the crowd…unsatisfied.