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“He put his hands in his pants, scratched his crotch, and told a customer to smell his fingers.”

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Every worker has a story.

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Cremated cat inside a leather satchel, inside the vagina of an extremely obese woman. Cremated in her fireplace, still had some fur and bones. Kid you not.

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I work at a recycling center and just the other day someone threw a dead cat into the cardboard shredder.

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School is about to start and then your life is over.