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Your group chats help you power through the day.

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The Cynic.  They will quickly turn even the best of news into a shitstorm of negativity.  You got a promotion?  Great, good luck doing more work. You’re pregnant? Wow that must be awful. You won the lottery? Statistically you’ll be miserable soon.

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If you guys are anything like me, and have only rarely been held accountable for your actions, then the concept of “email etiquette” will seem to you a very foreign one…

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What does a friend even mean these days? With social networking sites and all of our technological gadgets, it’s been made clear that our BFF—the thing we see the most —is an object, not a person.