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Words—one of the many mysteries of life.

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Do not tell E.T. to nod.

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Weenus – the loose skin covering the outside of the elbow joint. 

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Weenus – the loose skin covering the outside of the elbow joint. 

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“Am I dying, or is this my birthday?”

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Kibosh, Kinetic, Kilter.

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Yabber, Yaffle, Yean.

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Memorize a few of these and you’re sure to seem quick-witted.

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Thirst trap – A sexy photograph or flirtatious message posted on social media.

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If laughter is the best medicine, here’s a whole pharmacy.