“If you’re ugly, then some men will automatically dislike you. If you’re attractive, then some women will automatically dislike you.”
“They can’t go bald.”
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Q: So, masturbation—can you explain what that is like with two vaginas?
A: Not much different. I just get to choose which vagina.
You only get one chance to make a lasting first impression and the only thing separating you from relationship goals status is your lame dating schemes.
“When she tilts her head down slightly while looking up at me.”
“Walk. Find something cool or useful that’s about a mile away, and go there every day. Should take you 20 minutes each way.”