We all know makeup isn’t necessary, and it’s not needed for survival, but it is SO much more than just makeup to the women receiving these products.

I want to be the woman who knows how to take care of plants and not kill them within three days.

There are discounts up to 65% at Hanky Panky where you can buy underwear and lingerie. 

We know we’re not supposed to get older, but there we are, aging every day. We joke about it to cover our fear, and sometimes our pain.

When you really, truly think about it – your nipples should be the complete opposite of offensive.

It’s actually very hilarious that I ended up having long hair because as a child, I wished my hair was long like some of the White girls I saw and the Barbies I played with.

“Why do you say you’re ‘fine’ when you’re obviously pissed off?”

It’s a stylish way to broadcast your need for personal space to the mouth breather behind you in the coffee line.

“People are sending me all kinds of stuff, but I find myself hitting up the makeup aisle all the time.”

It’s already available online.