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We all know makeup isn’t necessary, and it’s not needed for survival, but it is SO much more than just makeup to the women receiving these products.

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I want to be the woman who knows how to take care of plants and not kill them within three days.

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There are discounts up to 65% at Hanky Panky where you can buy underwear and lingerie. 

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We know we’re not supposed to get older, but there we are, aging every day. We joke about it to cover our fear, and sometimes our pain.

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It’s actually very hilarious that I ended up having long hair because as a child, I wished my hair was long like some of the White girls I saw and the Barbies I played with.

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“Why do you say you’re ‘fine’ when you’re obviously pissed off?”

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It’s a stylish way to broadcast your need for personal space to the mouth breather behind you in the coffee line.

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“People are sending me all kinds of stuff, but I find myself hitting up the makeup aisle all the time.”