It’s okay to take a hundred selfies, because you don’t like the way that you looked in the first ninety-nine of them.
Women’s Bathing Suit
I cleaned the kitchen today, so I’d have room to fuck you on the table.
Leo: You secretly hate women’s clothes. They’re expensive. They’re uncomfortable. And there’s never any pockets. You love being in a relationship, because you get to steal your boyfriend’s hoodies.
The United Arab Emirates is a strict country with a strict set of rules that they demand you follow. Should you break any of these rules, it’s possible that you could be arrested.
While I’m all for accepting people as they are, I have a huge problem with individuals who are one hamburger away from a heart attack choosing to criticize my thinness.
I am obsessed with my sense of freedom. Like many women, my whirlwind of failed romances left me fearful and insecure. What’s wrong with me, I thought. Am I too much? Am I too difficult? Am I not worthy of love?
The New Year is well on its way and I’m wondering how many of you vowed to lose weight? Maybe become just a little more active? Eat less Ben & Jerry’s?
If we’re not progressing, we’re stagnating, and if history has shown us anything, it’s that the powers that be will do whatever they can to silence us.
“I saw an elderly Chinese tourist pull down her grandkid’s pants so he can take a crap on the sidewalk. It was in the entrance of Disneyland in Paris.”
Modern relationships have become so difficult because now, not only are we having to deal with conflicts arising in real life, or as the internet folk say “IRL,” but we are having to deal with the risk of your partner becoming involved in an online relationship.