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I wasn’t always so cruel to you. When you were young all I felt for you was love. Then you grew up. You got older and I learned that I was supposed to hate you. I felt a strange mix of pride and horror from the attention I got because of you.

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Listen to every shiver that wrecks her body, and in it you’ll find the evaluation of intimacy.

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The discussion of waiting until marriage is for another day. And the discussion of this being the only “Jesus-approved” route to endless love is for the next day. But today, I want to take focus on the act of presenting the purity certificate to her father.

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*Involuntary crying episode in toilet*

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This is a story of ownership. From one relationship stage to the next, my breasts seem have become someone’s else’s domain — anyone’s except my own.

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Some spend obscene amounts of hard-earned cash just to watch nubile hotties bare their bounteous assets in seedy, sweaty, prurient palaces, ironically referred to as “gentlemen’s clubs.” Such is their complete infatuation with the blessed bosom.