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So, I Guess I’m The Wingman Then

So, I Guess I’m The Wingman Then

Avatar Dan Hoopes

You two seem to be hitting it off, nice. Iโ€™m genuinely happy for you; I know youโ€™ve been on a down streak lately. She seems cool. Meanwhile, I have to answer this text message, and then proceed to admire anything in my field of vision that is not this sullen, bored creature who I am unable to relate with. Iโ€™m wondering where the bathroom is, or if I could ever DJ at a place like this. Iโ€™m not a DJ. It would be pretty sweet to be a DJ.