I Saw Something From My Apartment’s Balcony That Irrevocably Ruined My Life, Here’s A Picture Of It
I could see a figure standing near the window. He was facing me. I stared back for a moment, and not knowing what else to do, I eventually waved. There was no response. No movement. Nothing.
23 People Share The Creepy Stories That Will Make You Think Twice About Going Out At Night
He looked at me very seriously and said “There’s someone in your apartment, wake up.”
Something Has Been Lurking In My Backyard For Awhile, And It’s Outside Now While I Write This
Never Trust A Mac
I dreamt that my MacBook’s trackpad was a vagina and every time I touched it, it snapped shut and broke my forefinger.
The Parable Of The Window
The next day my landlord called and told me it was illegal in New York City for windows to be able to open fully, citing “The New York Health Code Section 131.15.”
My Twitter Window To The World During Chemo
The walls of my bed chamber seemed to be closing in on me the more I scrolled and read, but I still couldn’t stop. There were so many questions, and my questions led to more questions.
It Seems ‘Cooler’ to Own a Mac Than a PC
Whether or not this personal history reflects a large majority’s personal history, owning a Dell and being culturally advanced/ cool today is, in any capacity, kind of like being sincerely into fashion but buying all your clothes at Walmart (for example). I think in fact that owning anything but a laptop made by Apple has almost reached the point of unseemliness or shameful behavior.
