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Honestly not accepting a gift from Buddy the Elf is like taking a four-year-old to a screening of Krampus.

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You can’t hide in crowds.

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Let me tell you something that can easily be applied to 99 percent of everything that 99 percent of everyone does: Nobody cares.

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Christina Aguilera went to my high school (North Allegheny). My psychology teacher said she was a bitch and smelled like uncooked hot dogs.

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WE CAN HAZ MOVIE??? …Wait; that’s the wrong meme. Sorry, sorry.

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An Audrey Hepburn classic, an underrated comedy, David Bowie as an alien, a double dose of Ryan Gosling, and more.

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I’m a huge sucker for space movies (let me emphasize the space aspect — the loneliness, vastness, etc. — because aliens are kind of hit or miss for me), and I’m hoping that this film will scratch that itch the way the incredibly underrated Moon did in 2009.

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Last night, Will Ferrell and Ryan Gosling made a surprise appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and they came armed.

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“Did you know that if you skinned Larry King & ironed out his leather, you could make enough coats to give 1 to every poor child in America?”

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Part of the reason that Robsten doesn’t matter to me, however, is that I am not a young woman today, and I’m glad that I’m not.