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I just can’t help but think oh my god oh my god oh my god I simultaneously love so many people and also don’t love anyone at all.

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Oh! I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there.

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Wednesday: I still haven’t written anything. I can feel myself being on edge over it. I tell a non-writer friend my dilemma and all he says in response is that there are too many listicles on the internet these days. I scream out loud at my desk.

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He didn’t really have good style.

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We Made Eye Contact On The Subway And I Immediately Imagined Our Future Together (We Move To The Suburbs And Have Three Beautiful Kids)

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I don’t subscribe to cults of personality or witch hunts — even when there are actual witches.

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Dan: “Oh, you write? That must be nice. Have you ever heard of Deutsche Bank though?”
Liz: “You write? Fantastic. What’s your last name? I’m going to read everything you’ve ever published right now in line for the bathroom.”

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I like to be the big spoon sometimes because I secretly think about how vulnerable the other person is.