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If she must keep working under these conditions, at least give her a towel and cups of Gatorade as she sprints.

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Trent is a big fan — perhaps the biggest fan — of Wheel Of Fortune.

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This had me going. I cringed so hard, so fast, but felt terrible for this guy.

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This thirty-minute show would air either before or after Jeopardy. It would consist of 2-5 contestants running around an urban area with laptops in search of working and unprotected WiFi hotspots. The show’s host will be a Scandinavian bro named Sven.

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The beep as a noun will beep as a verb, breaking the silence after a set of tic-tocs understood and lamented as the negation of time, for the stranger could not gather from the paltry set of letters the right thing to say.