I think the part I’ve been saving for you died.
Staying out way longer than you should because FOMO.
I apologized for being me for a long time. Well, I gave that up, just like a bad habit.
I swore all that was necessary was a definite beginning date and a little push. So, there I was on January 1st, standing at the starting line eagerly anticipating a new start.
we have this inherent desire to please everyone. No one wants to be the outlier in the group, because then you seem too pushy. So, we all revert to this inability to make decisions. We leave the decision of messing up, potentially choosing a bad restaurant, or boring activity, to someone else. We don’t want to feel responsible for someone else’s dissatisfaction.
These terrible but hilarious jokes will makes you laugh, and maybe feel nostalgic for the 80s.
Bacon Fact #18: Bacon is healthier than crystal meth.
Does the shirt cover four inches of crotch/thigh area, AT LEAST? Are the leggings somehow embellished to make them more “pant-like”?
This has to be a joke.
“If a person grits his teeth and shows real determination, failure is not an option — that’s how winning is done! Believe me when I say we can break this army here, and win just one… for the Gipper.“