I think the part I’ve been saving for you died.
Staying out way longer than you should because FOMO.
we have this inherent desire to please everyone. No one wants to be the outlier in the group, because then you seem too pushy. So, we all revert to this inability to make decisions. We leave the decision of messing up, potentially choosing a bad restaurant, or boring activity, to someone else. We don’t want to feel responsible for someone else’s dissatisfaction.
These terrible but hilarious jokes will makes you laugh, and maybe feel nostalgic for the 80s.
Bacon Fact #18: Bacon is healthier than crystal meth.
Does the shirt cover four inches of crotch/thigh area, AT LEAST? Are the leggings somehow embellished to make them more “pant-like”?
This has to be a joke.